Dec 29 2009
Miami Adult Entertainment: The Who Will Not Be Allowed To Perform At Super Bowl XLIV (44)
The lead guitarist for the Who stated that he was convicted of a crime involving moral turpitude. When asked to elaborate the ‘windmill stroking’ guitarist said that he was charged with ‘Net Peeking.’
Townsend’s barrister (attorney) Fleming Farkenshire stated “The matter is actually quite trivial as it only involved roughly about 8,000 or so photos, hardly anything compared to the 19,000 photos that a Mr. Lysander Curdweight from Chippenham was charged with or even the 37,000 that a Mr. Basil Flappham, III, of Canterbury was charged with.
A spokesperson for the NFL Arcadio Tillafeeni stated that they will be looking closely into the matter. He did state off the record that several years ago one of the halftime performers was later found to have served 17 years in Sing Sing Prison for extortion, money laundering, kidnapping, and illegally transporting a half dozen prostitutes across the New Hampshire state line into Massachusetts.