Sep 30 2009
Miami Adult Entertainment: Mets Stand Pat on the Mound, Help Fish to Misch the Playoffs
I doubt that the shell-shocked impostor-scrubs that strap on the blue and orange gear these days have any notion of what the Fish have done to the Mets (or at least enabled the Mets and douches like Tom Gl*vine to do to themselves) in the recent past, but it’s worth noting that in a season like this, the Mets taking 2 of 3 from a team that fancies itself a 2009 playoff possibility has to count as a season high-point.
But this key series isn’t all the Mets have taken from the Fish. Now that the Mets have taken over the responsibilities of National League East laughingstock, the Marlins are without an identity. Yes, Jeffrey Loria’s revenue-sharing hoarding venture is going to have to find a new sense of purpose.
The Marlins proudly offer many ballpark amenities: sunstroke, peanuts, and daytime prostitutes.