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Miami Strip Clubs: Teen Burglar Gets An ‘A’ on Homework Left at Scene of Crime

stripclubfan — Sun, 20 May 2012 04:48:42 +0000

… This really has been a huge break for us”, exclaimed Miami police chief Jerry Oversight. “Not only did we solve this burglary, but, also, 50 other burglaries that had taken place around the city of Miami where the perpetrator left completed homework at the scene”.
“What really made this difficult is that all the previous burglaries had homework with different names and addresses of people that were not Donny Disaster which had us running after red herrings. Hell, one had the name Sweeney Todd and an address of Fleet Street London on it. When we asked the UK for permission to extradite him, they told us that he was currently buried under a meat processing plant”.
“In another incident the homework had Batman’s name and no address. So we called up Commissioner Gordon to see if we could question him and he told us Batman had had sexual reassignment surgery and was now known as a stripper who goes by the name of Batina. That pretty much got Batman off the hook”.

See the full article from “The Spoof (satire)”

Miami Escorts: Medal of freedom, no; thanks, yes, readers tell David Kolb about Colombian escort

calicallgirl — Sun, 20 May 2012 00:36:32 +0000

Medal of freedom, no; thanks, yes, readers tell David Kolb about Colombian escort
Published: Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:01 PM
AP FILE PHOTO
This May 4, 2012, frame grab taken from the Spanish radio station Cadena SER website shows Dania Londono Suarez during an interview at an undisclosed location. The Colombia prostitute is at the center of the Secret Service affair, which cost eight officers and supervisors their jobs and became an election-year embarrassment for the Obama administration.
David Kolb’s column, “She deserves the thanks of a grateful nation,” about the Colombian escort who exposed the bad behavior of the team protecting the president during foreign travel, drew mixed responses. His satire suggested she should receive the Medal of Freedom, America’s highest civilian honor.
Kolb wrote: But mostly, the coveted civilian medal, an honor instituted by the late President John F. Kennedy, has recognized achievement and lasting contributions to the United States by not only Americans, but by foreign-born citizens as well.

See the full article from “Muskegon Chronicle – MLive.com”

Miami Strip Clubs: Porn star Joslyn James talks about her life after Tiger Woods and getting sober

stripclubfan — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:48:32 +0000

It’s going well. I’m doing both adult and mainstream entertainment. The movies I’m doing are adult films, but the TV shows are mainstream. I’ve appeared on “Sons of Anarchy” and “Dexter.” I’m also focused on doing a couple of reality shows; there’s one focused on me, and there’s one that’s focused on a bunch of different porn stars that are crossing over in the mainstream world.
Q: How did you cross over?
I’ve been doing mainstream stuff since I was a kid, so it was just getting back to what I was doing originally.
Q: What brings you to Exxxotica Miami Beach?
I try to do every adult convention I can schedule because I’m a strong believer in meeting the fans. I also do feature dancing in strip clubs, where I dance in champagne rooms. Dancing is my first love, and it’s something I really enjoy doing. I took ballet, jazz and tap when I was a kid, and I can dance to any type of music.

See the full article from “Examiner.com”

Miami Adult Entertainment: Lauderdale man turned teen runaways into prostitutes, feds say

sexymom — Sat, 19 May 2012 03:49:33 +0000

According to a criminal complaint filed in the United States District Court in Fort Lauderdale, Williams had recruited at least two girls and tried to have three others move in with him and work for him as prostitutes. All the girls were runaways under the age of 18, and all said Williams had sex with them or tried to.Police first arrived at Williams’ home on Feb. 27, according to the criminal complaint. When they arrived, no one answered the door, but the sounds of a man’s voice and a girl’s moans could be heard from outside the home.Officials burst into the home, where they found Williams trying to block them from searching the residence — yelling, swinging his arms and striking several officers before he was arrested.But the state charges brought against Williams from that February arrest were dropped even as federal officials continued their investigation.They spoke with four girls and the mother of a fifth, all of whom told investigators that Williams was r …

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Miami Escorts: Missing teen found in Henrico prostitution ring bust

calicallgirl — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:24:55 +0000

Missing teen found in Henrico prostitution ring bust
Posted on: 9:55 pm, May 17, 2012, by Angela Pellerano, updated on: 11:10am, May 18, 2012
HENRICO, Va. (WTVR) – A terrifying case for a Florida family came to an end in Central Virginia, with the bust of a prostitution ring.
A middle school student, who vanished without a trace in Miami three months ago, was found Wednesday in the West End.
Miami police said the 13-year-old girl ran away from a drug treatment center in Miami on February 24. They said she was an excellent middle school student, but had a drug addiction.
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Investigators said she was caught in a prostitution ring. Police said there were several other people in the room with her. While police said the girl was found unharmed, the FBI and Henrico police won’t say yet how she ended up so far away from home.

See the full article from “WTVR”

Miami Escorts: Ft. Lauderdale Man Arrested on Charges of Sex Trafficking of Minors

calicallgirl — Fri, 18 May 2012 07:01:08 +0000

Wifredo A Ferrer, United States Attorney for the Southern District of Florida; John V Gillies, Special Agent in Charge, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Miami Field Office; and Franklin C Adderly, Chief of Police, Ft. Lauderdale Police Department, announced that Van Lawson Williams, 49, of Ft. Lauderdale, was arrested on charges of sex trafficking of minors, in violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 1591(a)(1). Williams made his initial appearance today in federal court in Ft.
Lauderdale before United States Magistrate Judge Barry S Seltzer and will have a bond hearing on May 24, 2012 at 11:00 AM before United States Magistrate Judge Lurana S Snow.
According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, Williams met minor females, many of them runaways, in his neighborhood and invited them to stay with him at his Ft. Lauderdale residence, promising them food and shelter. Williams would then convince the girls to work as prostitutes. Williams would allegedly charge the prostitution customers a fee for “renting” one of his bedrooms and would collect all the money the customers paid to have sex with the minor females.

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Miami Strip Clubs: Exxxotica: Portrait of a South Florida porn star

stripclubfan — Thu, 17 May 2012 20:48:24 +0000

… Next entry: Jane’s Addiction’s Perry Farrell talks sex (or not)
The seventh annual Exxxotica convention will jam the Miami Beach Convention Center Friday through Sunday with more than 8,000 sex-industry performers and their fans. South Florida resident Leena Sky is a little of both, but not at all what you may expect from a porn actress.
On Monday night, Leena, who asked to be identified only by her professional name, completed her fifth hardcore film since taking her tentative first steps into adult entertainment a few months ago with live webcam performances from her Coral Springs home. Her resume comes with references to Naked.com, Bang Bros., and the Cheetah strip club in Pompano Beach.
When she is not making porn or stripping, she has another life as a 33-year-old mother of two preschoolers who earns a living as a psychology professor at a Broward County college, as well as instructing students via two other online university programs. Leena, who has worked as a licensed mental-health counselor, has three college degrees, including an undergraduate diploma from Clemson University and a master’s and a doctorate in education from the online Argosy University.

See the full article from “Sun-Sentinel (blog)”

Miami Escorts: Man Accused Of Sex Trafficking Minors Busted In Ft. Laud.

calicallgirl — Thu, 17 May 2012 20:36:52 +0000

FORT LAUDERDALE (CBSMiami) – A Fort Lauderdale man with a long rap sheet is back in jail on charges of human sex trafficking of minors.
Van Williams, 49 of Fort Lauderdale, was taken into custody Wednesday May 16th by the FBI.
He made his initial appearance in federal court Thursday and will have a bond hearing on May 24th.
According to the criminal complaint, Williams met young girls, many of them underage runaways, in his neighborhood and invited them to stay with him at his Fort Lauderdale home. He would promise them food and shelter.
Williams would then convince the girls to work as prostitutes, according to the affidavit.
Williams would allegedly charge the prostitution customers a fee for “renting” one of his bedrooms and would collect all the money the customers paid to have sex with the minor girls.

See the full article from “CBS Local”

Miami Massage Parlors: Innocent Man to Remain in Prison After Judge Wants More Paperwork

massageparlorguy — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:36:20 +0000

Elroy Phillips will remain in federal prison in Miami while prosecutors and his defense attorney file a joint motion outlining again why they think he should be set free. U.S. District Court Judge Joan A. Lenard demanded the paperwork at a hearing this afternoon in Miami instead of accepting a joint motion to release Phillips.
The new paperwork is yet another legal hurdle for Phillips, who thought he was going to be released two weeks ago when prosecutors finally agreed to drop the charges.
Lenard sentenced Phillips to prison in 2003 after a trial that hinged on the testimony of one West Palm Beach cop. That cop, Michael Ghent, has since given up his license to practice as an officer due to allegations that he shook down a massage parlor and was selling drugs on the side. The FBI, Phillips’ attorney, and prosecutors interviewed Ghent earlier this year, and multiple lies he told helped prosecutors decide that Phillips should be released.

See the full article from “Miami New Times (blog)”

Miami Escorts: Part of Lauderdale street may get new name – Sistrunk Boulevard

calicallgirl — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:24:42 +0000

View Expansion of Sistrunk Blvd. in a larger map Map: Sistrunk Blvd. in purpleMay 16, 2012|By Larry Barszewski, Sun SentinelFORT LAUDERDALE — Segregation ended in this city decades ago, but Sistrunk Boulevard – historically the heart of the city’s black community – still stops near the railroad tracks.The city is considering extending the street name east of the FEC tracks and Andrews Avenue, but there’s already resistance from residents who say Sistrunk also has a negative reputation.
“If I was one of those property owners, I would be a little freaked out by it,” said Charles King, a resident of Victoria Park, which is directly across Federal Highway from the proposed extension.
“I’m from Fort Lauderdale originally. The term Sistrunk has a scary negative connotation for high crime and terrible things,” King said. “People associate it with drugs and murder and prostitution.”

See the full article from “Miami Hurricanes (blog)”