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… This really has been a huge break for us”, exclaimed Miami police chief Jerry Oversight. “Not only did we solve this burglary, but, also, 50 other burglaries that had taken place around the city of Miami where the perpetrator left completed homework at the scene”.
“What really made this difficult is that all the previous burglaries had homework with different names and addresses of people that were not Donny Disaster which had us running after red herrings. Hell, one had the name Sweeney Todd and an address of Fleet Street London on it. When we asked the UK for permission to extradite him, they told us that he was currently buried under a meat processing plant”.
“In another incident the homework had Batman’s name and no address. So we called up Commissioner Gordon to see if we could question him and he told us Batman had had sexual reassignment surgery and was now known as a stripper who goes by the name of Batina. That pretty much got Batman off the hook”.

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It’s going well. I’m doing both adult and mainstream entertainment. The movies I’m doing are adult films, but the TV shows are mainstream. I’ve appeared on “Sons of Anarchy” and “Dexter.” I’m also focused on doing a couple of reality shows; there’s one focused on me, and there’s one that’s focused on a bunch of different porn stars that are crossing over in the mainstream world.
Q: How did you cross over?
I’ve been doing mainstream stuff since I was a kid, so it was just getting back to what I was doing originally.
Q: What brings you to Exxxotica Miami Beach?
I try to do every adult convention I can schedule because I’m a strong believer in meeting the fans.  I also do feature dancing in strip clubs, where I dance in champagne rooms. Dancing is my first love, and it’s something I really enjoy doing. I took ballet, jazz and tap when I was a kid, and I can dance to any type of music.

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… Next entry: Jane’s Addiction’s Perry Farrell talks sex (or not)
The seventh annual Exxxotica convention will jam the Miami Beach Convention Center Friday through Sunday with more than 8,000 sex-industry performers and their fans. South Florida resident Leena Sky is a little of both, but not at all what you may expect from a porn actress.
On Monday night, Leena, who asked to be identified only by her professional name, completed her fifth hardcore film since taking her tentative first steps into adult entertainment a few months ago with live webcam performances from her Coral Springs home. Her resume comes with references to Naked.com, Bang Bros., and the Cheetah strip club in Pompano Beach.
When she is not making porn or stripping, she has another life as a 33-year-old mother of two preschoolers who earns a living as a psychology professor at a Broward County college, as well as instructing students via two other online university programs. Leena, who has worked as a licensed mental-health counselor, has three college degrees, including an undergraduate diploma from Clemson University and a master’s and a doctorate in education from the online Argosy University.

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Set in the early 20th century, against the backdrop of the poverty of North-East Scotland, and the looming war, Chris Guthrie (Agyness Deyn), the eldest daughter of poor farmers barely making it, struggles for love amid hardship and family misfortune. After her mother, broken by a life of poverty and repeated child-birth, poisons herself and her new baby twins, the ever resilient young Chris must manage the farm. Subsequently she is forced to deal with father who has a stroke yet is eager to have an incestuous relationship with his daughter, compelling her to use all her wits to hold the family together and not lose the farm. Finally she finds love, only soon to see her new husband depart for the Great War. While all this goes on, she remains wedded to the farm, connected to a land about to be changed forever by the onset of technology and war.
Top model Deyn appeared as Aphrodite in Clash of the Titans and made her stage debut this year in François Archambault’s comedy, The Leisure Society. She’ll next be seen as a stripper in the English-language remake of Nicolas Winding Refn’s Pusher, but this is her first leading film role.

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Cities take different stances on liquor, strip clubs
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The cities of North Miami and North Miami Beach are addressing a touchy subject: strip clubs.The neighboring Northeast Miami-Dade cities have similar rules that prohibit liquor sales, consumption and nudity in the same establishment.While North Miami Beach is trying to enforce its code, North Miami has given preliminary approval to eliminate the rule altogether. The North Miami Beach crackdown on the three strip clubs within its boundaries is causing some friction.Since the 1989 ordinance prohibiting the sale of alcohol in all nude clubs passed, a number of strip clubs in North Miami Beach have operated with nude dancers and served alcohol.City Manager Lyndon Bonner, who was hired in March 2011, said he can’t speak for previous administrations, but he intends to enforce the code.A memo dated March 22 from the city addressed to representatives of Dean’s Gold, G5ive Lounge and Swinging Richards — the three adult entertainment clubs in the city — shows that the clubs met with Bonner to discuss “code complianc …

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