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May 20 2012

Miami Strip Clubs: Teen Burglar Gets An ‘A’ on Homework Left at Scene of Crime

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… This really has been a huge break for us”, exclaimed Miami police chief Jerry Oversight. “Not only did we solve this burglary, but, also, 50 other burglaries that had taken place around the city of Miami where the perpetrator left completed homework at the scene”.
“What really made this difficult is that all the previous burglaries had homework with different names and addresses of people that were not Donny Disaster which had us running after red herrings. Hell, one had the name Sweeney Todd and an address of Fleet Street London on it. When we asked the UK for permission to extradite him, they told us that he was currently buried under a meat processing plant”.
“In another incident the homework had Batman’s name and no address. So we called up Commissioner Gordon to see if we could question him and he told us Batman had had sexual reassignment surgery and was now known as a stripper who goes by the name of Batina. That pretty much got Batman off the hook”.

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May 19 2012

Miami Escorts: Medal of freedom, no; thanks, yes, readers tell David Kolb about Colombian escort

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Medal of freedom, no; thanks, yes, readers tell David Kolb about Colombian escort
Published: Saturday, May 19, 2012, 5:01 PM
AP FILE PHOTO
This May 4, 2012, frame grab taken from the Spanish radio station Cadena SER website shows Dania Londono Suarez during an interview at an undisclosed location. The Colombia prostitute is at the center of the Secret Service affair, which cost eight officers and supervisors their jobs and became an election-year embarrassment for the Obama administration.
David Kolb’s column, “She deserves the thanks of a grateful nation,” about the Colombian escort who exposed the bad behavior of the team protecting the president during foreign travel, drew mixed responses. His satire suggested she should receive the Medal of Freedom, America’s highest civilian honor.
Kolb wrote: But mostly, the coveted civilian medal, an honor instituted by the late President John F. Kennedy, has recognized achievement and lasting contributions to the United States by not only Americans, but by foreign-born citizens as well.

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May 19 2012

Miami Strip Clubs: Porn star Joslyn James talks about her life after Tiger Woods and getting sober

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It’s going well. I’m doing both adult and mainstream entertainment. The movies I’m doing are adult films, but the TV shows are mainstream. I’ve appeared on “Sons of Anarchy” and “Dexter.” I’m also focused on doing a couple of reality shows; there’s one focused on me, and there’s one that’s focused on a bunch of different porn stars that are crossing over in the mainstream world.
Q: How did you cross over?
I’ve been doing mainstream stuff since I was a kid, so it was just getting back to what I was doing originally.
Q: What brings you to Exxxotica Miami Beach?
I try to do every adult convention I can schedule because I’m a strong believer in meeting the fans.  I also do feature dancing in strip clubs, where I dance in champagne rooms. Dancing is my first love, and it’s something I really enjoy doing. I took ballet, jazz and tap when I was a kid, and I can dance to any type of music.

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May 18 2012

Miami Adult Entertainment: Lauderdale man turned teen runaways into prostitutes, feds say

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According to a criminal complaint filed in the United States District Court in Fort Lauderdale, Williams had recruited at least two girls and tried to have three others move in with him and work for him as prostitutes. All the girls were runaways under the age of 18, and all said Williams had sex with them or tried to.Police first arrived at Williams’ home on Feb. 27, according to the criminal complaint. When they arrived, no one answered the door, but the sounds of a man’s voice and a girl’s moans could be heard from outside the home.Officials burst into the home, where they found Williams trying to block them from searching the residence — yelling, swinging his arms and striking several officers before he was arrested.But the state charges brought against Williams from that February arrest were dropped even as federal officials continued their investigation.They spoke with four girls and the mother of a fifth, all of whom told investigators that Williams was r …

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May 18 2012

Miami Escorts: Missing teen found in Henrico prostitution ring bust

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Missing teen found in Henrico prostitution ring bust
Posted on: 9:55 pm, May 17, 2012, by Angela Pellerano, updated on: 11:10am, May 18, 2012
HENRICO, Va. (WTVR) – A terrifying case for a Florida family came to an end in Central Virginia, with the bust of a prostitution ring.
A middle school student, who vanished without a trace in Miami three months ago, was found Wednesday in the West End.
Miami police said the 13-year-old girl ran away from a drug treatment center in Miami on February 24. They said she was an excellent middle school student, but had a drug addiction.

Investigators said she was caught in a prostitution ring. Police said there were several other people in the room with her. While police said the girl was found unharmed, the FBI and Henrico police won’t say yet how she ended up so far away from home.

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