Jul
30
2010
Season after season, the slightly deranged fans of Bad Girls Club watch in delighted horror as the Oxygen Network unveils its newest treasure trove of tragic messes. With all the crazy girl drama, booty calls, and ass pants, you’ve gotta ask yourself: Did they rip these ladies off a greasy stripper pole? Well, we may never know the answer to that question, but we do have some very good news about Season 5: These hussies are now making their home in Miami.
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Right away, the show does not dissapoint. We meet the cast, seven of the most unstable women to ever grace your flatscreen. There’s the stripper, an angry East coaster, and the dumbest blond in America. But this a Bad Girls Club unlike any previous one because this time we’ve got two total train wrecks repping the city of Miami. And, oh, how they do us proud! So far, our favorite is our girl Morgan, a true class act trying hard to hide her chonga ways.
See the full article from “Miami New Times (blog)”
Jul
30
2010
The others start piling in. First Sammy, and then Vinnie and Ronnie. Of course, Sammi and Ronnie made sweet, sweet guido love last season, but broke up in between. Poor Sammi doesn’t know what to do when she hears the various grunts and howls of her old gorilla lover as he enter the house. She can’t see him. Not yet anyway, and she shed a quiet tear while remembering the rough embrace of the beast she loved. Poetic really.
Of course it’s not a show yet. Not by far. We’re still missing the two biggest pieces of the cast. The producers saved the best for last, and Snooki and JWoww finally arrive. Snooki in all her wondrous glory, and JWoww in a dress that looks like a slutty cupcake.
The other housemates, while checking out their new digs at the Metropole (which sounds like the name of a civic strip club), nearly step on Angelina, the rat, and scream “Omg, kill it, kill it!” But Angelina pleads, “classy,” and her life is spared.
See the full article from “Miami New Times (blog)”
Jul
30
2010
Kendall Jenner’s too young to be sexy; George Clooney’s gal mentioned in drug case – Ask Pinky
Published: Friday, July 30, 2010, 12:31 AM
Dear Lyndsey,
I know three things about George Clooney’s girlfriend — she’s Italian, has fantastic taste in men and questionable taste in tattoos.
I think your future brother-in-law is exaggerating. Elisabetta Canalis (Clooney’s gal) was named by a witness who claims to have snorted coke with her in 2007.
The witness, a model-turned-prostitute, is wrapped up in an Italian drug investigation that’s centered on a couple of Milan nightclubs. Clearly, she’s got something to gain from narcing everybody out.
Until the witness produces video of Elisabetta inhaling nose candy, Pinky’s going to keep her eyes on Canalis’ man candy. I suggest you do the same.
Dear Pinky,Have you seen Kendall Jenner’s bikini photos? Are they age appropriate? Tanya in Easton
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Jul
30
2010
BORN IN NEWYORK CITY AND RAISED IN NORTH MIAMI BEACH, MIAMI,FL,..I GO BY THE NAME OF DZ-THE-RAPPER OR D.Z OR DIRTYZOE ”D.Z STANDS FOR A YOUNG MAN WHO DID ALOT OF DIRT DURING HIS YOUNGER DAYS, on THESE STREETS .
LIKE THE STREETS GAVE ME THE NAME D.Z AND IM A ZOE I KEEPS IT REAL. . HUSTLE 24 THAT’S IN MY BLOOD, AND GRINDING THIS MUSIC IS ALL I KNOW.
24: Before we get into your music, can you describe your history about how you got into the industry and what inspired you?
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THE STRIPPERS ,AND THE CLUB AND JUST STUNTING HARD. I MADE THE SONG UP FOR PEOPLE TO STUNT AND THROW MONEY UP AND BALL OUT. FOR PEOPLE LIKE MY PARTNERS AND I WHO REALLY BE DOING IT UP AT THE STRIP CLUBS.
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Jul
30
2010
SPARTANBURG, S.C. – If Jimmy Clausen indeed becomes Carolina’s franchise quarterback, it’ll be after overcoming a humble beginning to his professional career.
Three months after his draft weekend snub, a nervous Clausen fumbled a couple of snaps early in his first workout of training camp with the Panthers on Thursday, before labouring in the intense heat in his new role: third-stringer.
GREEN BAY, Wis. – As the only NFL team required to disclose its financial information to the public, the Green Bay Packers have become Exhibit A amid rising tensions between owners and players over a new collective bargaining agreement.
Just don’t expect other teams to open up their books in an attempt to make the owners’ case.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. – NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said Thursday he has decided not to suspend Titans quarterback Vince Young over a tussle at a Dallas strip club in June.
See the full article from “Winnipeg Free Press”